How Time Flies

YEEEAAAHHHH……

So the last two weeks then? Have, in essence, been very long and tiring. Sadly. Unfortunately holidays are not free and thus overtime at work is often needed to pay for them, so my good run in keeping my eye in on this venerable site was broken thanks to that. Thankfully, things should get back to normal (well as normal anything to do with me ever are) reasonably soon. Certainly should find some time to post on Sunday, no question. Settle down with the Macbook in front of the big game against Chelski on Sunday and get some things done around here, namely sorting out the design a bit more. Think it’s mainly a font thing that is irritating me now but can play about with that in fullness of.

As a sidenote, got round to watching Full Metal Jacket again for the first time in what, must be, pushing ten years a couple of nights ago. What a stunning film that is. Incredible to think that almost all of it was filmed in a disused gasworks on the Thames.

The Joys of Stitching

No, this isn’t an opinion piece about the merits of cross-stitching or whether to use cotton or nylon.

Stitching in this instance refers to photo-stitching, the art of combining several digital camera pictures to create one panoramic image. I’ve been fascinated with the idea since about 2002 when I first stumbled upon the website of Max Lyons, who apart from sounding like an alter ego of Homer Simpson creates some astonishing panoramas and stitched images, including one Gigapixel images. Which is a billion pixels. Quite.

Having read that and being a geek it meant two things; That it was very cool and that I had to try it out for myself.

Max Lyons PhotographyBeing fairly lazy and short of cash, I’d never got round to actually trying this until quite recently when I purchased a Canon 40D, which along with it came with a lovely disc of software, one piece of which was Canon’s own photo-stiching software. And rather excitedly I set about creating my first stiched image. And it was at this point I learnt this probably wasn’t going to be easy….

Exe Estuary (stiched)

That photo above was stitched from 10 seperate images and has been colour adjusted quite heavily, which is why the original version is 18mb in size. And even though it looks good as a thumbnail, which is what that (slightly squashed) version is above, once you look at the original version, you start to see what makes this so difficult to do. In certain places, the trees clearly don’t “mix” properly, so what you end up a sort of haze effect; look towards the left of the image for a fairly good example. And the fact that the images were taken in burst mode and thus never had a chance to focus properly, a pretty important thing when trying to take these wide panoramas, meant that the whole thing looks slightly our of focus. Which in turn makes it harder for PhotoStitch to join them properly.

While that effort was fairly pleasing in the respect that I’d finally done a stitched image, I decided to scale back my efforts and go for something slightly easier. So here’s effort number two.

Coryton Cove

The problem with this one is mainly one of perspective. The wavebreaker on the left just doesn’t look right. And trying to correct this in G.I.M.P. just made it look like it was taken while I was going through the StarGate. Which I sadly wasn’t.

So, my first efforts in Stitching. Pleasing, if not rewarding. Like everything else, practice makes perfect and hopefully with my planned travels over the next 12 months I should have some lovely panoramas to show off by this time next year.

Insert Monty Python reference here

Bless Torbay Council.

Python Movie Ban Finally Lifted

It seems that 30 years ago Torbay Council (the local borough council the next one over from mine) decided that for “the safety of the people of Torbay”, it decided to put a banning order on The Life Of Brian. Presumably, this order was to protect Torbay from people such as myself going round shouting “he’s not the messiah…” every two minutes. Because quoting a brilliant line from a film instantly makes it as funny as the original LOL!!!1111!!!!!!111

Hmmm, well anyway. Life of Brian is by no means my favourite Python film (The Holy Grail takes the honours there) but I do think, in the words of Torbay mayor Nick Bye “The world has moved on” and it’s about time the people of Torbay can enjoy the wonder of Terry Jones in drag. And while we’re here, let’s take a moment to remind ourselves of the genius of Not The Nine O’clock News, shall we? If for no other reason than to pad out this post a bit reminisce about when British comedy used to rule the world.

If ever there was a time we needed a brilliant, British satirical programme it’s now instead of the late night rubbish currently served up by Channel 4. Yes, Jason Manford, I am looking at you and your sub-Peter Kay, sub-11 o’clock show dross. I could go off on one here but I think I’ve made enough of a point with that last sentence.

Clearing out the mothballs

Hmm, it would seem that this isn’t really going as I planned it, is it?

Though to be fair the last month has been fairly emotional and chaotic, so I guess I do have at least some good reasons for there being a general lack of content around here.  The next week should be a fairly good chance to get a few things sorted blog-wise, so some new posts round here are pretty much a shoo-in.

I do have ulteriour motives for posting here though and I’m afraid to say that it isn’t good news. I’m afraid something very sacred to me and many others has been defiled by someone very unholy. No, this isn’t another post about Jade Goody’s fanjita.  It is about American warbler Robin Thicke, though the two are fairly closely linked obviously. His new video is one of the most sacreligious things I have ever seen in my life. I wont “ruin it” for you I think you’ll get the idea when you see it. And like every good child, a Robin Thicke video should be seen and not heard….

Sad. So very, very sad.

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